I want to fuck her. That is the highest praise I can bestow upon any film.

If there’s a 75-minute long strap-on love scene this could be the greatest movie ever.

Here’s a pic of Black Widow to make me cum as I count down the days.

Another sensational Marvel film and I’m gonna welcome Tessa Thompson into the MCU by cumming to her now. I cannot think of a finer way to show my appreciation for her scene-stealing work as Valkyrie.

Shooting just wrapped on “Avengers:Infinity War” and it’s almost certainly going to be an epic masterpiece when it’s released next year. I can’t wait to see it. And it’s not just because we’ll get another chance to look at Scarlett Johansson in tight leather as Black Widow.

Although that is a plus.

A very big plus.

I’d love to peel that off her and have some dinner.

I have no idea what “Atomic Blonde” is about, but if it’s two hours of Charlize Theron and Sofia Boutella fucking it could go down as one of the greatest films ever made.