Scarlett Johansson


Shooting just wrapped on “Avengers:Infinity War” and it’s almost certainly going to be an epic masterpiece when it’s released next year. I can’t wait to see it. And it’s not just because we’ll get another chance to look at Scarlett Johansson in tight leather as Black Widow.

Although that is a plus.

A very big plus.

Sexual perfection.

Very very good.

Scarlett has wisely dumped her loser French husband so she is single and ready to mingle. I’m pretty sure this means we’re going to fuck.

I’m gonna fuck Black Widow. This is seriously awesome. I’m gonna be an Avenger.

Or at least inside one.

I rule, Marvel.

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If you’re ever fortunate enough to meet Ms. Johansson maybe you can mention the fact that she’s left-handed. That would be something nice to talk about with her instead of just staring her tits like a degenerate.

Sheesh you guys.

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Fuck me please.

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In the immortal words of Cosmo Kramer …

“I’m OUT.”

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