Scarlett Johansson

Very very good.

Scarlett has wisely dumped her loser French husband so she is single and ready to mingle. I’m pretty sure this means we’re going to fuck.

I’m gonna fuck Black Widow. This is seriously awesome. I’m gonna be an Avenger.

Or at least inside one.

I rule, Marvel.


If you’re ever fortunate enough to meet Ms. Johansson maybe you can mention the fact that she’s left-handed. That would be something nice to talk about with her instead of just staring her tits like a degenerate.

Sheesh you guys.


Fuck me please.


In the immortal words of Cosmo Kramer …

“I’m OUT.”


Just bear with me I’ll figure it out. It’s like right on the tip of my tongue. Hang in there, it’ll come to me. I promise.


Here are some clips from Scarlett Johansson’s new film, “Under The Skin.” As you can see, it’s the extraordinary journey of a young woman battling oppression and social upheaval in the 1960s as she perseveres, setting an example for her children to follow that will be etched in their lives forever.

Oh fuck that, it’s Scarlett naked. She could be reading the phone book for all I care. As long as she’s doing it naked. Then I am. I am so in.


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