So Miss USA was pulled over by the cops for drunken driving the other night. But that’s not the best part. Not only was she drunk but she was REALLY drunk, three times over the legal limit.

But that’s still not the best part.

Not only was she mind-numblingly drunk but she played the “I’m Miss USA” card to try and get out of the ticket.

But that’s still not the best part.

After first denying she was drunk (dumb bitch) she then denied knowing that an open bottle of booze was in her car and open. Seriously, could this girl be any cooler? You just know she also loves to fuck anything that moves.

Oh, Miss USA’s name is Rima Kalis in case anybody cares. I prefer to call her America’s Sweetheart.