Natalie Portman



I bet it tastes even nicer.

Natalie Portman

Today is “Star Wars” day as the world celebrates the return of the true “Star Wars” with “The Force Awakens.” I say true “Star Wars’ because the three prequel films were unbelievably awful and threatened to destroy the entire fabric George Lucas so brilliantly created nearly 40 years ago. The fact it was Lucas himself threatening to destroy his own creation was one of the most bizarre things of all.

The good news is J.J. Abrams is here to right the ship and I have no doubt “The Force Awakens” will return Star Wars to its rightful position of glory.

But even though the last three films were about as enjoyable as being force-fed cow vomit there was one good thing about them – Natalie Portman. And if you think Natalie Portman is good, check out her fine ass. That is all kinds of goodness.

If Lucas had just filmed Portman’s ass for two hours in three separate films he wouldn’t have gone awry so badly. Anything would’ve been better than Hayden Christensen trying to act all tortured and stuff.

Happy “Star Wars” Day everyone.

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I’d like to pump her tight round ass.

See what I did there?


I’ve been posting some pics the past few days of Natalie Portman’s new post-pregnancy tits but I don’t think it’s right to overlook the fact she’s always had a fantastic ass. Here’s a great look at it in a pair of very tight jeans. As my longtime readers know, tight jeans plus a great ass makes Undercover a very happy and horny man.

I’m going to cum now.


I have no idea if Baylor or Texas won last night and I really don’t care. The only thing that’s important here is we are all winners for having the opportunity to check out Natalie’s newfound magnificent jugs. That’s the kind of game where nobody goes home a loser.

Where did those beauties come from?

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