Miley Cyrus

No blowjobs for me.

I like this.

I like this very much.

It’s easy to hate on Miley. She definitely tries way too hard at times. But I’ve long been a fan. She embraced her inner slut years ago and went Full Slut which is something I admire in young girls. You just know if you’re fucking Miley you’re going to have a great time. That’s another quality I admire.

So here’s Miley without any clothes on. I like it. You may not. We can agree to disagree. It’s what our Founding Fathers would have wanted.

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First of all, I think we can safely assume that a lot of girls have fantasized about being fucked by Miley Cyrus with a strap-on. A LOT of girls.

Probably some guys too.

Secondly, was there ever any doubt that Miley’s a top? I mean seriously. What other choice really was there? This is pretty much the least surprising thing ever.

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When it comes to nudity Miley Cyrus went all-in awhile ago. You just know there are nude pics and sex tapes of her doing God knows what on the set of “Hannah Montana.” If there’s a God in heaven one of them involves Miley fucking Emily Osment with a strap on.

Anyway, here’s Miley and since it’s Tuesday she’s naked again. Enjoy.


I like the way this girl thinks. Save some space in the suitcase for the really important items – like a strap-on dildo.


Say what you want about Miley but the odds of her being a fantastic fuck are about 100%.

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