Lindsay Lohan’s new movie, “The Canyons,” is out now and in case you haven’t heard it really sucks. Nobody should be surprised by this. What career Lindsay once had was flushed down the toilet a long time ago. The only reason anybody gives a shit about this “film” is because Lindsay’s topless and plays a whore. If there’s a scene of her coked out of her brain than it’s pretty obvious she’s just playing herself.
Anyway, Lindsay’s tits still look pretty damn good so that’s something in her favor. I have no idea how much it costs to see a movie where you live but here are four pics of Lindsay topless which is the only reason anybody would see this movie in the first place. So I just saved you some money. You’re welcome.