Kylie Jenner

I don’t know what Fault Magazine but I see Kylie Jenner is showing off her tits in the latest issue so it must be a very cool issue. I won’t pick it up because I’m going to be too busy fantasizing about fucking Kylie and a man has got to have his priorities. So if someone does buy it let me know if it’s any good or not. Thanks.



Kylie Jenner’s clown lips make my penis sad. But her gorgeous thighs make my penis rejoice. So if I’m doing a whole pros-cons list when it comes to Kylie’s bangin bod, the desire to fuck her always wins out.

Now if only I had several million dollars to spend so I could buy her for a night. Let me get right to work on that.


As you can see here, shy, demure and conservative Kylie Jenner is just minding her own business, carefree in the ways that all teen-age girls are carefree. There’s not a single thought in her head about how best to showcase her sexuality. Nope. None whatsoever.

Kylie Jenner-modest

I’m sure sweet young Kylie isn’t trying to flaunt her sexuality with this pic. She just was real warm, had to take her sweats off and accidentally took a selfie at the same time. Could happen to anyone.

Kylie Jenner-sweats

One of the things I love about Kylie Jenner is how shy and demure she is. She rarely flaunts her sexuality or posts pictures of herself showcasing her fabulous body and declaring to the entire world that she wants to fuck. She’s so quiet and reserved.

Oh wait, that’s not her at all. She’s like a major league slut and that’s what I really love about her.

Sorry for the mixup. Carry on.

Kylie Jenner-shirt

When I think of chicks with good taste in guys, I do not think of Kylie Jenner because it’s truly awful.

When I think of chicks with great thighs I do think of Kylie Jenner. A lot. And then I cum. A lot.

So I guess Kylie is winning even if the guys she lets cum in her and on her leaves so much to be desired.

Kylie Jenner-thighsyum

Khloe and Kylie definitely are wearing the strap-ons. Kendall strikes me as more of a bottom.


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