Kristen Stewart

I can see why. It looks mighty tasty.


Well hello there sailor.

Oh wait, that’s her line.

Sorry, I didn’t get a good night’s sleep last night.

Here’s a pic of them together the other day. I’ll let you be the judge.

Pretty sure Kristen wore the strap-on, though. Smart money’s on that one.


I can never quite tell if I think Kristen Stewart is hot or not. Sometimes I think she is but then she opens her mouth and talks about HARD being an actress is and how DIFFICULT it is being rich and famous and I just want her to shut the fuck up and go back to doing vampire movies where the vampires aren’t vampires but are all clearly gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that) and the girls are just too fucking stupid to realize it and so they let really great guys go because they’re trying so bad to fuck guys who love the cock.

That was a really long sentence by the way.

Anyway, here’s Kristen Stewart in a towel. If you think she’s hot then cum until your brain loses all of its ability to function properly. If you don’t there’s thousands of other pics here you can look at to orgasm over. It’s not like you’re┬ástarving or something. Geez.

kristen stewart-TOWEL

I’ve never known quite what to make of Kristen Stewart. At times, she seems kinda hot. Other times she has the sexual appeal of a piece of wood. And I’ve pretty much been convinced no matter what that she’s a dyke and she had to be bearding for Robert Pattinson because that guy is clearly gay.


But then comes word that Kristen whored herself out to the director of the Snow White movie nobody saw, breaking Team Edward’s heart (hearts?) into a million tiny pieces. I’m not sure what surprised me more here, that apparently this relationship was real or the fact Kristen Stewart had sex or the fact she had sex with a guy.

Maybe all of the above.

Anyway, Kristen Stewart is a whore and whores are always welcome on my blog. And as you can see from one of the pics below she does have a pretty fucking nice ass. So welcome to my blog, Kristen. I’m glad you’re a whore but even though I may now want to fuck you that doesn’t mean I’ll want to watch those shitty “Twilight” movies.

Glowing vampires?

Give me a fucking break.