Kristen Bell



I love Kristen Bell. Even though she apparently has shitty taste in men (marrying a guy from “Punk’d?” Seriously?) she seems like a super cool chick and she’s very hot. So when Kristen Bell shows off her tits I’m gonna look. It’s what we both want. Now if only she’d let me suck on them. I’d like that a lot.


Nice and firm looking.

Thanks to Semper for providing the link.

Thanks to Kristen for making me hard.

Kristen Bell has long been a personal favorite. She seems like a very cool chick despite the fact she’s engaged to a douchebag. I simply chalk that up to most chicks, no matter how cool they are, having really shitty taste in men.

Anyway, here’s Kristen on some new Showtime show I haven’t seen showing off her ass. Sadly, she’s not naked. But she does have a fine ass and that counts for a lot in my book.

Now if only she’d dump the douchebag and let me butt-fuck her. Then our lives would be wonderful.

A girl I know who I always wanted to fuck is getting married to a total dirtbag. The guy looks like the biggest loser on the face of the earth. I’m not saying that cuz I want to marry the girl and am jealous. I couldn’t stand being around her for more than a few minutes at a time. I just wanted to fuck her cuz she was smokin. Gorgeous body and great tits.

Anyway, I’m always amazed at hot chicks who chase after losers. I’ll live forever and never understand what the fuck women are thinking.

Here’s Kristen Bell, who’s also engaged to a guy who looks like a total loser. Her hotness deserves so much more.

When people say Kristin Bell is the girl next door they are clearly talking about neighborhoods much different than mine. At no time in my life have I ever lived next to a girl who was as hot as Kristin Bell. If I was that lucky, I’d be sure to be hanging outside her house ever night peering in  her bedroom window and professing my love by stroking my cock endlessly in rapture. It would be the neighborly thing to do.

Here’s Kristin looking hot in a zip code much different than mine.

I like.


Next Page »