This was a pretty sad year for the Oscars. Usually, there’s no shortage of hotness to ogle, lust after and cum over. But this year? Not so much. Jennifer Lopez was the only celebrity willing to show off the goods – sorry I just can’t take Angelina Jolie’s right leg seriously – and I’m kinda bored with JLo so despite a good view of her tits I still wanted more.
So with nobody stateside doing their part it was left for me to go overseas to Paris to find this year’s award winner. That was Kate Winslet, who was receiving an award in Paris for having a truly wondrous pair of tits. It may have had something to do with her acting ability too but for me, it was all about the tits.
Congratulations Kate, you won the Oscars this season. Your tits are magnificent.