There are few things in life that are finer than a gorgeous ass. When a girl has a gorgeous ass, it’s enough to make you forget the fact she’s a no-talent twit who’s just hoping to land a celebrity husband so she can stay relevant in the public eye for a years more.

Right Tony Romo?

I’m not sure why I thought of all that when I looked at these pictures of Jessica Simpson’s ass. I should’ve just thought about how good it would feel to pound that sweet ass with my cock and call it a day.

I must be slipping.

EXCLUSIVE-Jessica Simpson poolside in Mexico