Jessica Biel



Of course you do.

I know my readers. You’re all a bunch of horny bastards just like me.

Sniff. I think I love you all.


How’d you like to take a bite out of that, develop lockjaw and be dragged away?

I’ve never understood the fascination with nipples. I don’t think they’re particularly sexy or something that makes me salivate at the thought of seeing them. I’ve always found it odd that women will show off nearly every inch of their tits but hide their nipples. Well guess what sweetheart, you’re showing me what I want to see. Hiding your nipples isn’t somehow making it less provocative. The fact you’re showing off nearly every inch of your tits is what makes it so fucking hot.

Anyway, here’s Jessica Biel with a tight shirt that shows off one of her majestic jugs. And for those who get off on seeing a hard nipple, there’s that for you too.

Everybody wins.

Happy that I like girls and all they have to offer.

Well not the lies, bullshit, cheating, manipulation, head games, drama and all that other bullshit they so often bring. Mainly the tits, ass, legs, cock-sucking skills and all that good stuff.

Yeah, baby.

Not to mention my lips, tongue and cock.

It’s worthy.

So apparently Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are doing the whole “friends with benefits” thing. Justin gets to tap this fine ass and then go off and fuck hundreds of other babes when she gets to be annoying. I have to admit, I have a lot of respect for him. He’s a pretty talented guy (his “Saturday Night Live” work has been quite impressive), he’s landed scores of hot babes and now he has Jessica Biel wrapped around his finger so tight that she thinks it’s a great idea that he only wants her around when he wants to fuck.

Justin Timberlake may be our greatest living American.


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