Jenna Dawan-Tatum

Lucky son-of-a-bitch.

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I’m an educated man and I know that sometimes things aren’t always what they seem. But this picture is clearly telling me that Christina Aguilera and Channing Tatum’s wife (Jenna Dawan-Tatum) are fucking. How else would you reasonably explain it? When I take a picture with one of my guy friends I’m not handcuffed with him sitting on my lap preparing to fuck me. Not even if it’s his birthday.

So Christina Aguilera and Jenna Dawan-Tatum are fucking. Channing probably gets to watch and join in too.