I haven’t had a chance to see all of the celebrity slut Halloween costumes yet but the front-runner to win this year’s award currently goes to Hayden Panettiere for showing off a healthy amount of fake tits. I appreciate the effort even though it saddens me to know she’s now engaged to a giant. I don’t understand why hot chicks want to flush their prime slut years down the toilet like that.
Oh well. Nice (fake) tits, Hayden. I shall now proceed to cum all over them. That’s how we celebrate Halloween at my place.