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I have no idea what “Atomic Blonde” is about, but if it’s two hours of Charlize Theron and Sofia Boutella fucking it could go down as one of the greatest films ever made.

If you have seen either of the last two Captain America movies you might be wondering who the hot blonde chick is that Cap may or may not be trying to fuck in his very naive Cap-like way. That would be Emily VanCamp and she is deserving of Cap’s 100-year-old super cock without a doubt.

Here’s hoping Emily and her super bod sticks around the MCU for awhile. I like looking at her and touching myself. That is what great movies are all about.

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I think that has become quite clear.

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Her part looks amazing.

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You decide.

 

Today is “Star Wars” day as the world celebrates the return of the true “Star Wars” with “The Force Awakens.” I say true “Star Wars’ because the three prequel films were unbelievably awful and threatened to destroy the entire fabric George Lucas so brilliantly created nearly 40 years ago. The fact it was Lucas himself threatening to destroy his own creation was one of the most bizarre things of all.

The good news is J.J. Abrams is here to right the ship and I have no doubt “The Force Awakens” will return Star Wars to its rightful position of glory.

But even though the last three films were about as enjoyable as being force-fed cow vomit there was one good thing about them – Natalie Portman. And if you think Natalie Portman is good, check out her fine ass. That is all kinds of goodness.

If Lucas had just filmed Portman’s ass for two hours in three separate films he wouldn’t have gone awry so badly. Anything would’ve been better than Hayden Christensen trying to act all tortured and stuff.

Happy “Star Wars” Day everyone.

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It’s been nine long years since “Sin City” was released. It was a terrific film, arguably Robert Rodriguez’s best, and featured Carla Gugino’s ass and some great performances, including Jessica Alba at the peak of her hotness before she fucked up her career by getting married and pregnant.

The sequel will hit movie theaters soon and if this picture is any indication it’s going to be outstanding. You can’t go wrong showcasing Eva Green’s glorious jugs. I salute you Robert. And Eva, I am now going to cum in your honor.

What more could you want in a film?

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