I don’t know about any of you but I like chicks with great bodies in bikinis. Fergie has a great body, including a fantastic pair of tits. So when Fergie wears a bikini I consider that to be a very good idea. It makes me cum and I really like to cum.

God bless you, Fergie.

I didn’t watch the Grammys last night because I didn’t care but mainly because there were far better shows on TV to watch. The Grammys over “The Walking Dead,” “Californication,” “Shameless” and “House of Lies?” What am I, a fucking idiot?

Anyway, Fergie wore this to the Grammys last night and I approve. Seeing her in this outfit makes me want to fuck her hard. And that is my definition of great fashion.

Here’s to you Fergie. I’m gonna cum now.

There’s a new book out called “Culo,” which is Spanish for ass. It has pictures of some celebrities and sort-of celebrities all showing off their asses.

In other words, this may be the greatest book ever.

If you’re an ass man like me this book is your greatest possible treasure. The only thing better than the book would be to bury my tongue and cock in some of these amazing asses, such as the ones possessed by Kate Upton, Lady Gaga and Fergie.

I am now going to cum. A lot.

I would love to kiss, lick and fuck her amazing ass.

People can rag on Fergie’s looks all they want – the truth is, she isn’t that bad looking – but there’s no denying she has a body built for fucking. And that means it’s built for the joys of a bikini. Fortunately for all of us, Fergie is well aware she has a body that can stop traffic. Here she is somewhere warm wearing a bikini and making me want to cum.

I thank you Fergie. And my penis loves you.

Fergie is one of those chicks whose body is so off the charts you can ignore the fact she’s not exactly gorgeous. She isn’t bad by any stretch but you’d like a little more to look above the shoulders. But those tits and that ass. Wow. I’ll take both and thank her in the morning.

Again and again and again.