As one of the biggest fans of “The Walking Dead” on the planet you’d think one of the perks of being a superfan is I’d get to have sex with the hot female cast members. Alas, that has not been the case.

So Emily Kinney and I have never fucked which is a damn shame for me because I really believe it’s something I would enjoy. But based on last night’s episode Emily may have a little extra time on her hands now so hopefully she’ll want to fuck me. I think that would be totally awesome.