Ashley Tisdale

As did my cock. Over and over and over again.

What a way to go. 

Ashley Tisdale invited a bunch of her friends over to her house today, including Vanessa and Stella Hudgens. The invite said “Wear bikinis and be ready to show off your ass and then fuck like lesbians in heat.”

This could be the best party of the year. Well done, Ashley. Well done.

Ashley Tisdale was part of the Disney crop of hot young pieces of ass. She had a promising future as a hot young slut before she flushed it all down the toilet by foolishly getting married at a really young age. So bye bye career and prime slut years and hello Mrs. WhoeverTheFuckItIsSheMarried.

Go Ashley.

Anyway, here’s Ashley reminding us she’s still got a fine young bod. Unfortunately, it’s being wasted on one guy during her best slut years.

Chicks. I’ll never understand them.


Ashley Tisdale is another Disney chick who could’ve been a major league slut. Instead she threw it all away by getting married way too young. But here she is posting a picture of her ass on Instagram to remind everyone she still has a pretty damn nice ass. Too bad it’s a married ass. You had such promise young Ashley but you just fucked it all up.


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Or she’s just really happy to see Ashley Tisdale.


Emily Osment and Ashley Tisdale are in a new TV show where they play lesbian lovers whose lustful desires cause them to fuck one another no matter where they are. Here, in a picture from the first episode, Emily and Ashley are at dinner with friends when Ashley notices how amazing Emily’s tits are. Emily tells Ashley her ass was made to be tongued and just like that the two of them are making out while their friends watch and mutually masturbate.

Emily and Ashley launch into a torrid 69 with Ashley on top begging for Emily to lick her ass. Not wanting to deny her friend’s carnal desires, Emily buries her tongue in Ashley’s ass while she rubs Ashley’s clit. Ashley’s tongue goes into overdrive on Emily’s wet pussy until the two of them are screaming and cumming in ecstasy.

Or this is just a silly scene on cable where two hot chicks peck each other on the lips and pretend to be lesbians for the “shock” value.

I think we all know which version will probably show up on TV. But isn’t mine better? Isn’t it much much better?


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