Anne Hathaway

When you’re an Oscar winner you can pretty much do as you please. In Anne Hathaway’s case that means showing up at a swanky event wearing a pretty dress (I guess; to me less is more) and not wearing a bra. That’s what makes her a great actress. The knowledge that her fine tits don’t need a bra to wow the world.

I have no idea what Anne Hathaway’s next film is but I’m already going to nominate her for an Oscar.

After I’m done cumming. I need to cum first.

"PUNK: Chaos To Couture" Costume Institute Gala

“The Dark Knight Rises” had its New York premiere last night and Anne Hathaway was nice enough to bust out her tits for the special occasion. This film is supposed to be amazing. Just like Anne’s tits. So Anne clearly made the correct fashion choice here.

Here’s a promo pic from “Dark Knight Rises” featuring Anne Hathaway as Catwoman. As you can see, this appears to be extremely good casting given Anne’s firm, round ass and fabulous tits. The first two “Batman” films were terrific but at no point while watching them in the theater did I feel compelled to pull out my cock and cum. That could very well change with this final film in the trilogy.

And that, my friends, is the type of cinematic achievement that lands you an Oscar.

When I was in eighth grade there was a girl who used to wear tight white jeans all the time. She had an ass made for tight jeans and there was something about seeing that ass in tight white jeans that made my cock erupt with appreciation. I lost count of the number of times I came thinking about fucking her sweet ass but I’ll always remember how wonderful her ass looked in those tight white jeans.

Here now is Anne Hatheway helping me to recall those wonderful days gone by as she shows off her own fine ass in a pair tight white jeans.

My cock applauds you Anne Hatheway.

I do not lie.