Amanda Seyfried



They look like they’d be a lot of fun to suck on and play with.


She comes across as a stuck-up bitch in interviews but there’s no denying Amanda Seyfried has a fantastic ass. I could definitely look past her bitchiness if it meant plunging my hard cock into her amazing ass. That’s just the kind of guy I am.

I’m not sure there’s another credible explanation for what’s going on here. Amanda is wearing tight pants. She’s bent over with her ass in the air. What other signal could she possibly be sending? I’m no Dr. Phil but it seems pretty obvious this is Amanda’s way of telling the word she wants a hard cock or a wonderful strap on thrusted into her glorious ass.

Amanda Seyfried comes across as a total bitch in the interviews I’ve seen her do. But there’s no denying she’s hot and has fantastic tits. As long as she fucks me and lets me suck on her gorgeous tits, I’m willing to overlook the whole bitch thing. If that doesn’t make me a supreme gentleman I don’t know what does.

Here is Amanda Seyfried walking her dogs. Is it just me or has walking the dogs ever looked hotter? Amanda strikes me as a world-class bitch based on some of the interviews I’ve seen with her. But there’s no denying her hotness. And given her love of dogs I would now like to declare my desire to fuck her doggie style tonight until both of us are screaming in ecstasy.

It’s a deal, right Amanda?

In the latest issue of “W” magazine, the lovely Amanda can’t believe nobody went to see “Jennifer’s Body” even though she made out with Megan Fox.

Jennifer’s Body is my favorite movie that I’ve done. It was overlooked in theaters, but it does have a DVD following. I can’t believe nobody wanted to see Megan Fox and me hitting it. They had an extreme close-up of our tongues, and I’m telling you, the thing about the scene is that it’s actually really sexy. For a young girl to say that about her own sex scene—it must be because it’s special. I think Megan and I kissed really well together. We have similar kissing styles and it worked. We got it done for the masses, and the masses still didn’t show up.

Well here’s the thing, Amanda. First of all, the movie totally blew. I think it was meant to be some sort of feminist statement but instead it was simply a steaming pile of shit. Second, this alleged super-hot, super-sexy makeout scene wasn’t all that. You see Amanda, while it is very hot watching chicks make out it’s even hotter watching them fuck. You want to get people to check out your movies? Put on a strap-on and pound the next hot actress you’re working with. Better yet, make a sex tape where you’re fucking and 69ing with another hot young actress. I guarantee people will pay good money to see that.

Consider this a life lesson, Amanda. You’re welcome.

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