Alanna Masterson

I’m alive and well now.

Alanna Masterson

We’re still several months away from the start of the seventh season of “The Walking Dead” which promises to be seriously epic. To tide me over until then here’s a picture of Alanna Masterson, who plays Tara on the show, and her lovely boom booms. Suddenly, all is right in the world again. Funny how that works.

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Here is one of my favorite stars of “The Walking Dead,” Alanna Masterson providing a hint of bosomy goodness in these pictures from Interview magazine. If I had good luck she would be fucking me every Sunday night while we watch “The Walking Dead” together. But I have bad luck and she never fucks me. Everyone should now feel bad for me. Thank you.

Alanna Masterson

“The Walking Dead” will return from its midseason hiatus in a little over a week. If we’re lucky the first new episode will be 60 minutes of Maggie, Tara and Rosita fucking as they seek comfort in one another’s arms (not to mention pussies and asses) trying to escape the horrors of the zombie apocalypse.

“The Walking Dead” is an awesome show and the writers don’t need my help crafting great stories to tell but let’s be honest – would this not be the greatest hour of television ever? Of course it would. The Emmys would never stop pouring in.

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I really want to fuck her.

Then buy her new jeans that don’t have holes in them.

Or just fuck her and let her buy her own clothes. I’m good with that plan too. As long as I get to fuck her.


Oh how I wish she was coming to see me and fuck me.


The fifth season of “The Walking Dead” premiered last night and it was┬áincredibly awesome.Exploding walkers. Terminus dinner. Bad Ass Carol and a rather huge surprise after the credits. It was sensational.

The only thing missing was Tara naked and pounding Maggie with a strap-on. That would’ve made the episode truly spectacular.

Alas, no such scene was included. But that won’t stop me from fantasizing about Alanna Masterson naked and fucking me. I’m pretty sure that’s what “The Walking Dead” is really all about. Fucking hot chicks.

Isn’t that what everything is really all about when you think about it?


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