I’m not a big fan of the “I’m topless but I’m covering my tits” pictures because they’re a lie. You’re not really topless. You’re covering up your tits. Don’t lie to me. I fucking hate that.

But I am a fan of Ariel Winter and my cock longs for her. So while this is another lame “Topless but not really topless because you’re clearly covering up your tits” picture I’ll let it slide if Ariel fucks me.

I think that’s a fair compromise.

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