I’ll be honest. When I’m talking on the phone I’m usually sprawled out in bed naked half asleep having not showered all day looking like a hot mess. Here’s Selena Gomez on the phone looking like a major league piece of ass ready to get down to fuck. I’m not sure what means other than I really want to fuck Selena Gomez right now.
Then again I always want to fuck Selena Gomez.
And I really need to take a shower.
It’s been a couple of days.
And I kind of stink.
I probably shouldn’t have said that, huh?
Let’s just pretend I didn’t ok?