I’ll be honest. When I’m talking on the phone I’m usually sprawled out in bed naked half asleep having not showered all day looking like a hot mess. Here’s Selena Gomez on the phone looking like a major league piece of ass ready to get down to fuck. I’m not sure what means other than I really want to fuck Selena Gomez right now.

Then again I always want to fuck Selena Gomez.

And I really need to take a shower.

It’s been a couple of days.

And I kind of stink.

I probably shouldn’t have said that, huh?

Let’s just pretend I didn’t ok?

Carry on.

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