There’s something about Cara Delevingne that both turns me on and scares the living shit out of me. I’m also pretty sure she’ll fuck more girls in the next week than I will in my entire lifetime.

I’m  also pretty sure that’s a big part of what turns me on about her.

I also know I want her to fuck me.

Really really hard.

I’m fairly certain that will never happen, though, which sucks because it really should because it would be a lot of fun for me. Oh well. What’s a poor boy to do.