I don’t surf but I do like hot chicks who look amazing in bikinis. Stella Hudgens looks amazing in a bikini. I think she should fuck me. She can then go surfing or do anything else she wants with her day.

See, I’m not clinging or demanding or anything else that would turn off a hot girl like Stella. I’m the perfect guy. Girls, tell all your friends that. Please. I mean it. I really need you to spread the word about this.