Chloe’s gone way overboard with the Beckham kid nonsense on social media lately and honestly it makes me want to drink my own vomit. I’ll continue to chalk this all up to teen-age girls do stupid shit all the time and eventually she’ll figure out how stupid this all is and move on.

But show me a GIF of Chloe running on the beach in a bikini and I’m going to look. I’m going to do a whole lot more than that in fact.

Now if only we could get rid of the Beckham kid. The expiration date on that has gotta be coming up soon, doesn’t it? Doesn’t it?