I’d still fuck her. I mean, of course I’d still fuck her. But it feels like Ariel is actively going out of her way to make me dislike her this year. Like, why would she get her boobs cut up and then start slutting it up even harder then before? It’s cruel to us. I just kind of hate her right now.
Well, I don’t mean to sound rude, but for the billionth time, she got her boobs “cut up” because they were so heavy she could barely stand up straight, her back hurt *all* the time, she wasn’t sleeping well, and as a result, it was taking a hell of a toll on her self-esteem. Not because she hated having big boobs, and wanted them gone. The reason she’s slutting it up now is because she feels 1000% better, physically and psychologically. I was disappointed as everybody else when I heard she got the reduction, but when I took the time to find out the reason why – instead of just eating up the rumors like caramel corn – I quickly forgave her. If she hadn’t gotten the reduction, she would have grown more and more miserable – not to mention stooped as her posture gradually degraded – and therefore less and less attractive. Before the reduction, her breasts were almost disproportionately huge. Now, after the reduction, she still has what any self-respecting boob enthusiast would refer to as big boobs. I might be rambling, but for gods sakes, she still looks like a goddess of fertility, she feels so much better, and happy people look good. I don’t know, it just doesn’t seem fair to stay mad at her, with all things considered.
She has the perfected that look into the camera that only some girls are able to achieve, the look that says, Okay, who wants some? The look is a dare. Only some men are capable of taking her up on the challenge. She is the civilian world’s answer to Leah Gotti.