As I gaze upon the beauty that is Vanessa Hudgens’ butt I’m lost in thought as I wonder one thing – Should I eat this ass for breakfast, lunch or dinner?

Hmmm …

But wait. Suddenly I realize. I could eat this ass for breakfast, lunch AND dinner. I don’t need to pick just one period of the day. I can take the entire day to dine upon this delicious derriere. This can be something so amazing and wonderful.

I don’t wanna brag but I suddenly realize poets should be writing sonnets about me. I really am an incredible romantic. I’m the King of fucking romance. Girls you really should be telling all your friends about me. They are totally missing out on all this.

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