In the wake of my breakup with Chloe Moretz there have been a lot of rumors about who my next fake celebrity girlfriend will be. Early reports had Jennifer Lawrence being a leading candidate and she remains a front-runner but you may have heard some gossip last night which said that Vanessa Hudgens and I are getting back together.

Those of you who know me well know I don’t like to comment on gossip. All I’ll say is that I’ll always care a great deal about Vanessa and when we broke up we did so on good terms. As far as the future and a possible reconciliation? Who knows what could happen? I mean look at her. Don’t you think I deserve something wonderful like this? Seriously, don’t you think I do?

You’re all saying yes aren’t you?