I haven’t posted a Chloe Moretz pic in awhile because honestly the whole Brooklyn Beckham thing has made my cock go limp. I really expected more from Chloe than that. Isn’t that kid 12 or something? She can do so much better than him. Like me, of course.

OK I’m jealous. I admit it.

And I’m hurt. I’m really really hurt.

I’ll get over it eventually. But it really does pain me to the core.

But my God she is so beautiful. So fucking beautiful. If only she loved me.