For the love of God, this perpetrator needs to be found.

And thanked for giving us all such a wonderful gift. A shrine needs to be built in this person’s honor because Selena’s hoo ha’s are just begging to be released upon the world in all their magnificent glory.

So thank you Selena Bra Stealer. Thank you for the profound work you have done for all of us.

Selena Gomez-CuTWStG