October 2014

I really really do.

Chloe Moretz-flare

I promise to be yours forever.

Stella Hudgens-yes

As many of you know, Brea Grant and I used to be passionately in love. It was the type of love that existed only in mind but was deep and wonderful and everything you could ever hope for in true imaginary love. Then she went out and hooked up with the former G4 guy and now she talks about him constantly and that makes my penis limp.

But she still has great tits and when a hot chick has great tits I can never truly forget about them. So here is my former love Brea and her jiggling tits. It reminds me of the first time I pretended that we fucked.

Oh what a night of completely imaginary sex that was.

Brea Grant-jiggle

It seems like the gentlemanly thing to do and my mother raised me to be a good gentleman.

Sarah Hyland-ass

Witney Carson is on “Dancing With The Stars.” She’s one of the dancers which means she has a fabulous fit body and knows how to fuck. I may have assumed the last part but don’t all smoking hot chicks with great bodies know how to fuck? It’s in their DNA, right?

Anyway, Witney Carson is a dancer and I really want to fuck her. I just thought it was important everyone knew that.


Emily Osment is either wearing a cross necklace because she’s religious or because she wants to draw attention to her gorgeous tits. I’m not sure which it is but if she wants me to suck on her tits while I figure it out I’d be more than happy to do so.

Emily Osment-tits

Meanwhile I’m checking out her ass.

chloe moretz - ass

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