September 2014

Even nicer tits.


Apparently Kylie Jenner has received word that people are talking about all of the unnecessary plastic surgery she’s gotten on her face. So here she is covering it up so no one will talk about it.

Good move Kylie. It’s not like you have anything else going on that we all are looking at.

Nope. Nothing to see here. Move along.


I’ve never been rock climbing and have no desire to go. It doesn’t look like something I would enjoy.

I would, however, like to fuck Chloe Moretz. I think I would enjoy that a lot.

Chloe Moretz Indoor Rock Climbing in Atlanta005

I have no idea what Hilary Duff’s new TV show is about but it apparently features her character in tight black leather pants. So in another words … WE HAVE OURSELVES A HIT.

Television is so easy.

Hilary Duff 04hd429 (10)


I think it’s pretty safe to say Reese Witherspoon is a Grade A bitch who would probably be far too difficult the average guy to handle. But there’s also no doubt she is one smoking hot piece of ass. So if I had to deal with her being a pain in the ass for awhile I’d probably figure out a way to put up with it as long as I got to fuck her. That’s what true love is all about, right?


How well do you all know me?



I would like that very much.


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