June 2014


Ashley Benson and Shay Mitchell are such good friends they’ve gone on vacation together. And we all know that hot chicks who vacation together and go to the beach together end up fucking one another. Nothing brings a fabulous vacation day to a close quite like two hot pieces of ass enjoying all the beauty that lesbian sex has to offer.

As always, the question is – which girl wore the strap on?

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That’s a nice ass you got there, baby. Let me lick it, kiss it and love it.

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There’s a blind item being reported by BlindGossip.com which says a manager is asking her clients to pretend to be bisexual in order to generate more publicity. The most common guesses so far are the manager is Kris Jenner and the celebrities in question are daughters Kylie and Kendall.

It’s easy to see why everyone assumes it’s Kris Jenner. First off, she’s a money-grubbing whore who will do anything to bring in as much cash as possible. After all, she was the mastermind behind her daughter’s sex tape which concluded with said daughter being pissed on.

I think we can safely assume that wasn’t done in one take, at least not to Kris’ satisfaction.

“No, no, no. Don’t just piss on her. Make sure you cover her face with it. That’s the money shot.”

Anyway, Kris Jenner is a whore and she may now apparently want at least one of her daughters to pretend to fuck other girls. The funny thing is I’m willing to wager a year’s salary that both Kylie and Kendall like fucking other girls for free. Kylie definitely has the bi-vibe all over her. So I can’t imagine this is going to be a hard sell.

The only question I have is will Kylie’s sex tape be one where she’s engaging in a torrid all-girl lesbian orgy. You wanna drum up publicity, mom? THAT’S how you do it. Call me. I have plenty of ideas for a script.

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Here are the Jenner sisters frolicking with some dude today for a photo shoot. I apologize for including the guy in this picture but try to ignore him – or focus on him if that’s your thing; I don’t judge – and take a good look at Kendall’s tight ass and Kylie’s fantastic tits. That’s how I wanna spend my Monday with those tits in my face and that ass on the receiving end of my throbbing cock.

Come get me girls. I am all yours.

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This might explain it.

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When you look at this picture are you wondering if Ariel Winter ended up fucking these two girls? Or are you wondering how her massive jugs are being restrained by her t-shirt?

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The summer months are wonderful for many reasons but chicks in bikinis is easily at the top of the list. Few things are more enticing than a hot chick showing off her bod in a bikini. It’s the kind of thing that makes me cum. And as all of you know, those are the things I like the best.

So here’s Ashley Benson and her magnificent jugs in a bikini top, making me warm all over. Hooray for bikinis and nice tits. Let’s never forget about nice tits.

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