It was bad enough when Selena Gomez opened herself up to justifiable mockery and shame by opening herself up to Justin Bieber. But now it turns out she’s just another Hollywood cliche with a serious drug problem. Oh well, she is sad and pathetic but she’s also smoking hot with a gorgeous body. I’m a simple guy – smoking hot trumps the pathetic drug problem. So Selena, let’s fuck and let me see if I can make it all better.

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