January 2014

Shakira and Rihanna made a music video together. Based on the scenes of their fine asses and touchy feely my guess is they spent most of their time fucking when they weren’t filming the video. So while I appreciate the lesbian overtones in this video I think they should just go ahead and fuck on camera for us. It seems like the most sensible thing to do, right? I guarantee you they would win the Best Video of the Year award.

Do they still give that award out?

If not, I promise to cum all over myself watching it. And isn’t that really the best reward of all?

That’ll work.

Oh yes, that’ll most definitely work.


Is there anything finer than Vanessa Hudgens wearing tights and showing off her amazing ass? I defy you to come up with something better. There simply isn’t. Don’t even try. That ass.

Dear God, that ass.

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Ashely Tisdale is pissing her life away by getting married in her prime slut years. She needs to talk to Hilary Duff about what a foolish decision that is. Has she see how seriously hot Hilary looks now that she’s single again? Pity that Ashley doesn’t have a clue what’s going to happen. But at least her ass is still sensational. Too bad she’ll only allow one guy to plunge a cock in it from now on.

At least until the divorce.

Or the first orgy she goes to.

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Very nice to see you today. You look quite fetching.

Reese Witherspoon

Fortunately, she’s been flaunting her fine tits quite a bit so I’m happy a lot lately. Thanks Selena. Did I mention I’m really happy when I cum? Wanna fuck?

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Let me count the ways.

Oh, screw counting. I just wanna lick, tongue, kiss and fuck that amazing ass. Can I have it baby.


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