May 2012

I’m not sure who the Amazon is in this picture with my beloved Brea but as always Brea looks fantastic. With drink in hand, Brea looks like my kinda party girl. The kind who likes to have fun and at the end of the night come home and fuck me senseless. Now I just need to figure out a way for Brea to get on board with this plan.

It’s a really good plan too.

I’ve noticed that in nearly every pic Stella Hudgens takes of herself she’s sticking her tongue out. Based on an independent study I just made up for the sake of this post that means she likes to fuck.

So based on all of the data at hand I believe we can surmise that Stella is getting into her car and driving somewhere so she can be fucked. I don’t see how anyone could disagree when the evidence is overwhelming.

I’ve long been in lust with Hayden Panettiere. She has the right blend of tiny, tight-bodied hotness I like plus the rumors that she’s a major-league slut only make her all the more desirable. She has a new TV show this fall which means she’ll be out and about more frequently. Given how much she likes to show off her hotness I think this is a very good thing.

Here she is in Canada showing those silly Canadians what hot chicks really look like. Hayden is a national treasure and now I’m going to cum in her honor.

It’s what the founding fathers would’ve wanted.


I like sluts with big tits. Taylor Momsen is a slut with big tits. Therefore, I like Taylor Momsen and would very much like to fuck her. Could someone point her toward my blog where she’ll see this evidence of my love for her and then proceed to fuck me?

Thanks in advance.

Oh, and thank you too Taylor for those most impressive jugs. And thanks to blog reader Jules for sending me these pics. You know what I like.

Doesn’t she look fetching?

Never let it be said I don’t do things for my readers. Thanks to blog reader loverBoy for the link.

Kendall Jenner’s in a bikini too.

Bikinis are nice.

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