January 2012

See what I mean?

BlindGossip.com broke the news today that Demi Lovato has gone back into rehab because she’s a completely fucked up chick who can’t handle the simplest things in life and is determined to do herself in with drug use.

OK, I may have added a few things to their report but how far off from the truth am I? Demi is hot, she’s a young slut and she has the world by the balls. Instead of enjoying herself she’s fucking Fez and doing coke. I’m supposed to feel sorry for her? Fuck that. If she had a brain in her head she’d be fucking me and letting me put whip cream on her tits and ass before I lick it off with tender loving care.

Tell me that’s not what she really deserves.

Oh, here’s a pic from when Demi was a gorgeous slut who made sex tapes and made my penis cum.

One of the biggest reasons why I like Miley Cyrus is because she’s so honest and upfront about the fact she’s a whore. It’s refreshing to see that quality in a hot, young slut. Miley likes to fuck and she doesn’t care who knows it.

Here she is at her boyfriend’s birthday party pretending to lick a big black cock and eat some black ass. So if you’re ever fortunate to find yourself on a first date with Miley and you’re wondering if she’s going to blow you and give you a rim job, never fear because she’s all in. She’ll probably tickle your balls too if you’re nice.

Especially if you have a giant black cock made of chocolate.

As you can see from the picture below, Rihanna is insanely hot. She looks absolutely fantastic bending over and showing off her glorious ass. It’s an ass I would love to fuck.

So why is she a dumb bitch? Because she’s apparently hooking up with Chris Brown again. You remember him, don’t you? He’s the guy who beat the living shit out of Rihanna awhile back. Apparently, Rihanna likes getting her face caved in because she’s gone back for more.

I’ll happily fuck every one of your delicious holes, Rihanna but if you end up in the E.R. I won’t shed a single tear for you. If you’re dumb enough to hook up with that idiot you deserve what you get.

Take that, Bieber.

For those of you interested in that sort of thing.

Her ass looks so sweet. I wonder if she would let me anally love her the way she deserves to be loved.

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