I’ve refrained from introducing Lady Gaga to my site for some time because, honestly, I don’t know what to make of her. She’s definitely talented but her entire act is so blatantly copied from Madonna that it’s difficult for me to really take her all that seriously as an “artist.”

Mostly, though, I’m not sure what to make of her as a figure of lust – which is all that really matters anyway, right? She has an incredible rack and a fine ass but that face? Sometimes I think I could be OK with it but other times it makes my penis shrivel.

So a part of me wants to ravish her but another part of me isn’t sure if that makes me simply horny or a little gay. I’m confused and a bit conflicted.

While I try and sort that all out, here’s a pic of Lady Gaga and her fantastic jugs. Enjoy. Or don’t. I’m not sure what to do either.