June 2011


I just came.

In a related story, there is now peace on Earth and good will toward men.

I am on a mission to bring more attention to this underrated hot piece of ass. She was kept in the shadows by sexpot Miley Cyrus on the “Hannah Montana” and nobody over the age of 12 probably knows who she is. But that’s just wrong. This girl is fine, has a killer body and it’s time more people took notice.

So I am now pledging to do my part to raise awareness for the luscious Emily Osment. My first order of business is for the two of us to fuck. A lot. I can’t think of a better way for her to gain the celebrity status she clearly deserves.

It’s time Emily. You and I need to fuck. Let’s do it.

Selena Gomez is incredibly hot. Yeah, she’s fucking a 12-year-old girl but most chicks are at least slightly fucked in the head to begin with. At some point she’ll dump Bieber and start fucking a real man. Until then, she wants to make sure everyone is checking her out and aching to fuck her gorgeous body.

It’s working Selena. You’re going to make me cum.

We just do. That sweet body. That gorgeous face. That amazing ass.

She’s pretty fuckin hot too.

I’ve long been a big fan of Kate Winslet. I think she’s the best actress alive with incredible range and fascinating choices of material. I also think she’s smoking hot with a gorgeous body she doesn’t mind showing off. Case in point – this pic which provides a tantalizing glimpse of her tits.

I love you Kate. Let’s fuck and watch Oscar-winning movies together.

I’ve refrained from introducing Lady Gaga to my site for some time because, honestly, I don’t know what to make of her. She’s definitely talented but her entire act is so blatantly copied from Madonna that it’s difficult for me to really take her all that seriously as an “artist.”

Mostly, though, I’m not sure what to make of her as a figure of lust – which is all that really matters anyway, right? She has an incredible rack and a fine ass but that face? Sometimes I think I could be OK with it but other times it makes my penis shrivel.

So a part of me wants to ravish her but another part of me isn’t sure if that makes me simply horny or a little gay. I’m confused and a bit conflicted.

While I try and sort that all out, here’s a pic of Lady Gaga and her fantastic jugs. Enjoy. Or don’t. I’m not sure what to do either.

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