April 2011


For those of you with short memories, the last time Miley went on tour she entertained the crowd (consisting of mostly 12-year-old girls I’m guessing) with highly sexual poses, sexual innuendo, faux lesbian makeout sessions and dressed like a hot young slut. Her entire tour screamed “FUCK ME” at the top of her lungs.

In other words, it was one of the greatest tours ever.

Miley is back on tour again and she’s already slutting it up to the hilt as you can see with the pic below. Tight leather short shorts with a zipper in the front? That’s fucking awesome baby.

Obviously this tour is starting to shape up as another one of the greatest tours in music history. I think I shall dub this the “FUCK ME AGAIN” tour of 2011.

You go girl.

One of the many things I like about Rihanna is she loves to show off her wonderful tits. Here she is at some fancy gala last night and of course she makes sure to showcase he sensational tits. I honestly don’t know if Rihanna’s music is any good and I honestly don’t care. As long as she keeps showing off her smokin bod I will love her like no woman has ever been loved before.

There really isn’t much to be said about Lindsay at this point. She’s a trainwreck whose career has become a joke. The only positive thing I can say about her right now is she still has outstanding tits. Here she is flashing a hint of her epic rack and letting us know that whatever may happen to her, she’ll always have these gigantic jugs to fall back on.

In sports they say a tie is like kissing your sister. So I can only surmise that based on this photo, Vanessa Hudgens must have had a tie in some sport she tried to play. Because here she is kissing her sister, Stella. I’m sure it’s nothing more than that.

No really.

I’m sure it’s not.

Honest.

It sounds like Demi Lovato is doing all she can to work out her issues. Among them was an eating disorder. I’ve never understood the whole eating disorder thing when you’ve already got a smokin bod but as long as Demi is doing good that’s the important thing.

It’s clear she’s put on a few pounds but that’s also cool because she has to be happy with who she is and not be tormented by body image issues. So as my way of helping her on her way to happiness I wanted to post this picture of her ass in skin tight jeans and announce to the world that I would still plunge my cock in her round ass whenever she wanted.

If that’s not a sign I’m willing to help her achieve happiness I don’t know what is.

Kat Dennings is an extremely under-rated actress. She’s also incredibly hot and incredibly busty. I like all of her wonderful attributes equally.

Oh, who am I kidding? I love her gorgeous jugs. I’d love to get my lips all over them.

I love you, Kat.

As my loyal readers know among the many things I love most about girls are when they wear tight jeans that show off their fine asses. I’m a simple man at heart and it’s the little things in life that give me joy. Little things like a tight, round ass that’s just begging for my tongue and cock to love it endlessly.

Here is the lovely Emma Stone showcasing her ass the way a hot chick should. By wearing skin tight jeans.

Yay Emma.

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