December 2009


I want some of that brown sugar. Give it to me. Fuck me all night long.

I would like to suck on them. I wonder if she would let me.

I promise to ask nicely.

Take note girls, this is how you dress. Looking hot and ready to fuck.

Of course, it helps if you have a body built for fucking like Blake Lively has.

She makes it spring to attention.

I was in a bit of a funk today but then I saw this picture of Rihanna’s tits and suddenly the world was a better place. Children were laughing. Birds were chirping and the sky was blue and a joy to behold.

Aren’t gorgeous tits wonderful?

My lovely Hilary has been lying a bit low since her 3some episode on “Gossip Girl.” But here she is spotted wearing a pair of tight jeans which show off her dynamite ass. Girls who wear tight jeans always get me hard – especially when they have an ass as fine as Hilary’s.

I can’t think of a single thing that this position does to improve whatever song Miley is singing. I can, however, think of plenty of other things that are improved by this position.

Way to go Miley.

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