March 2009

I’d suck on ’em.




No, it’s not my birthday but you can send me presents anyway. Instead, this is a birthday for every man and woman on the face of the earth. What will happen that day?

Jessica Biel will be naked.

On film.

Yes, my friends, the lovely and fine Jessica Biel will unveil all of her wonderous charms for us lucky DVD viewers courtesy of some loser film called “Powder Blue.” If you haven’t heard of it, don’t despair. I don’t even think Jessica’s family knew she made it. In the film, Jessica plays what all good girls need to play – a stripper. But unlike such ravishing goddesses like Jessica Alba, Salma Hayek or Rose McGowan, Biel actually strips in this one.

Thank God for good Hollywood writing.

So mark that day on your calendars and rush out and buy what is sure to soon be a Hollywood classic. Below are some fuzzy screen grabs from this film featuring Jessica but, unfortunately, not naked.


I’m pretty much in the dark about this whole “High School Musical” thing. I think they’re movies. I know I’ve never seen them. Apparently, Vanessa Hudgens is one of the stars of these movies. The only things I know about her are:

1. She took some naked pictures of herself which means she’s a slut and therefore my kind of girl.

2. She’s bearding for some gay kid and pretending to be his girl friend.

3. She has gorgeous legs that make my cock tingle.

No. 1 and No. 3 are outstanding. No. 2 means she’s willing to lie to get what she wants which isn’t great. But it also means she’s either single or into chicks, both of which make her very special.

Here’s a picture of Vanessa’s gorgeous legs. My cock wants to touch them.

Vanessa Hudgens And Zac Efron Out For Dinner At Beso

Remember “Beverly Hills 90210?” Remember when Tiffani Amber Thiessen was a smoking hot piece of ass? Well, here she is kissing her co-star Jennie Garth. Unfortunately, the writers on that sorry show never figured out a way to incoporate this wonderful display of love into the show.

Anyway, it’s Saturday night and here’s a pic of two (relatively) famous hot chicks kissing.



Don’t say I never gave you nothing.


That’s hot.


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