Thank God for that. When you have legs this fine you should show them off whenever possible. Thank you Blake Lively for bringing more attention to your gorgeous thighs and bringing countless orgasms to all of us who adore you.

Hmmm …

Holy Fucking Shit.

I can’t think of anything else to say but Holy Fucking Shit.

My God does Leighton Meester look hot in these pics. Legs spread waiting to be fucked in the first pic and admiring her hotness in a mirror in the second. She is Sex personified.

Please excuse me while I pleasure myself now.

At least that’s what I was told. I’m too busy staring at her tits.

I can’t believe she’s fucking Rick Fox. It’s not the black-white thing. I’m cool with her getting her Jungle Fever on. And it’s not the age thing. I have no tolerance for people who get all worked up about age differences in relationships. It’s none of that. I just think she’s way out of his league. He’s a retired NBA player nobody remembers and she’s a smoking hot piece of ass. She deserves better. She deserves me. If this is just her ploy to make me jealous it ain’t working.

It’s not. I’m serious.

So apparently Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are doing the whole “friends with benefits” thing. Justin gets to tap this fine ass and then go off and fuck hundreds of other babes when she gets to be annoying. I have to admit, I have a lot of respect for him. He’s a pretty talented guy (his “Saturday Night Live” work has been quite impressive), he’s landed scores of hot babes and now he has Jessica Biel wrapped around his finger so tight that she thinks it’s a great idea that he only wants her around when he wants to fuck.

Justin Timberlake may be our greatest living American.

From last night’s episode of “Gossip Girl” which according to experts is being considered the greatest television episode ever.

Long a fantasy, now a reality. Here is Hilary Duff kissing some girl from “Gossip Girl.” After the director yelled cut, the girls retreated to Hilary’s trailer where they continued kissing before launching into a 69 and then a torrid strap-on fucking session.

Great show.

I’m pretty sure this scene won’t be in the next Hannah Montana movie.

Here is a picture from the upcoming movie sensation “The Killer Inside Me” starring Jessica Alba. In this scene, we see Jessica’s ass in all of its glory. That alone could get the film a much deserved Oscar nomination for Best Original Screenplay. Had I been in the picture caressing that sweet ass with my lips, the Oscar would have been a lock.

Oh well, it’s an honor just to be nominated, right?

A kiss.

What is wrong with you people. Pervs.