Undercover Of The Night

Ashley Tisdale Has Perfected The “Cum Fuck Me” Look

undercover — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 20:33:10 +0000

See what I mean?

Demi Lovato Is Back In Rehab

undercover — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 17:38:14 +0000

BlindGossip.com broke the news today that Demi Lovato has gone back into rehab because she’s a completely fucked up chick who can’t handle the simplest things in life and is determined to do herself in with drug use.

OK, I may have added a few things to their report but how far off from the truth am I? Demi is hot, she’s a young slut and she has the world by the balls. Instead of enjoying herself she’s fucking Fez and doing coke. I’m supposed to feel sorry for her? Fuck that. If she had a brain in her head she’d be fucking me and letting me put whip cream on her tits and ass before I lick it off with tender loving care.

Tell me that’s not what she really deserves.

Oh, here’s a pic from when Demi was a gorgeous slut who made sex tapes and made my penis cum.

Miley Cyrus Likes Eating Black Ass

undercover — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 15:07:56 +0000

One of the biggest reasons why I like Miley Cyrus is because she’s so honest and upfront about the fact she’s a whore. It’s refreshing to see that quality in a hot, young slut. Miley likes to fuck and she doesn’t care who knows it.

Here she is at her boyfriend’s birthday party pretending to lick a big black cock and eat some black ass. So if you’re ever fortunate to find yourself on a first date with Miley and you’re wondering if she’s going to blow you and give you a rim job, never fear because she’s all in. She’ll probably tickle your balls too if you’re nice.

Especially if you have a giant black cock made of chocolate.

Rihanna Is A Dumb Bitch I’d Still Love To Fuck

undercover — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 20:17:41 +0000

As you can see from the picture below, Rihanna is insanely hot. She looks absolutely fantastic bending over and showing off her glorious ass. It’s an ass I would love to fuck.

So why is she a dumb bitch? Because she’s apparently hooking up with Chris Brown again. You remember him, don’t you? He’s the guy who beat the living shit out of Rihanna awhile back. Apparently, Rihanna likes getting her face caved in because she’s gone back for more.

I’ll happily fuck every one of your delicious holes, Rihanna but if you end up in the E.R. I won’t shed a single tear for you. If you’re dumb enough to hook up with that idiot you deserve what you get.

I Would Very Much Like To Fuck Selena Gomez

undercover — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 18:39:12 +0000

Take that, Bieber.

It’s Kylie Jenner In Tight Jeans

undercover — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 15:17:57 +0000

For those of you interested in that sort of thing.

I Want To Butt-Fuck Hayden Panettiere

undercover — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 15:14:15 +0000

Her ass looks so sweet. I wonder if she would let me anally love her the way she deserves to be loved.

Vanessa Hudgens Is Still In A Bikini

undercover — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 00:33:08 +0000

And I still want to fuck her very badly.

Kaley Cuoco Wore This Last Night On “The Big Bang Theory”

undercover — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 20:36:13 +0000

I’m taking a momentary break from today’s series of sensational asses I want to lick and fuck to bring us an amazing pair of tits I want to suck on. Here is the luscious Kaley Cuoco showing off her goods in a scene from last night’s episode of “The Big Bang Theory.” This was one of the episode’s most emotional moments when Penny was forced to confront her fears of abandonment and loss after learning her father had suddenly died of a heart attack and her entire family had been lost in a flash flood.

Oh wait, it was just a scene where Penny got to show off her great jugs.

My bad.

Welcome to Undercover, Kaley. Now please come here and fuck me before marrying some loser.

Rihanna In A Thong Is The Greatest Thing Ever

undercover — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 20:29:39 +0000

Rihanna has been frolicking about in Hawaii all week showing off her amazing body in a steadily impressive series of bikinis. Here she is again in a thong bikini proving that the only thing better than Rihanna in a thong bikini is me licking her sweet ass while she’s wearing a thong bikini before I plunge my cock deep into her unbelievable ass.