Hilary Duff’s Lesbian Video Kiss

From last night’s episode of “Gossip Girl” which according to experts is being considered the greatest television episode ever.

 

Hilary Duff’s Lesbian Kiss

Long a fantasy, now a reality. Here is Hilary Duff kissing some girl from “Gossip Girl.” After the director yelled cut, the girls retreated to Hilary’s trailer where they continued kissing before launching into a 69 and then a torrid strap-on fucking session.

Great show.

 

Olivia Munn Does Comic-Con

Until a few weeks ago, I had no idea who Olivia Munn was. I didn’t watch G4 and didn’t know that she was becoming the next big thing that few people are talking about. Then I saw some pictures of her. Then my cock got real hard. Then I came. Now I love her.

Here she is at Comic-Con showing off her tits. I think I just came again.

 

Seth Rogan Is A Pussy

I think Seth Rogan’s a pretty funny guy. He was great in “The 40-year-old Virgin” and “Knocked Up.” He’s talented. But one thing he isn’t is good looking. He’s not. I’m not a homosexual but I can safely say that he’s not a good-looking guy.

He’s also apparently, a pussy.

Seems Seth got bent out of shape about the running gag on the most recent episode of “Entourage” which had Turtle befuddled as to how a goofy-looking chubby guy could bag a hot piece of ass like Katherine Heigl. Turtle’s premise is right on the mark. In real life, goofy-looking chubby guys don’t fuck hot pieces of ass. It simply doesn’t happen. In Hollywood, though, it happens all the time. I call it the “Everybody Loves What Raymond Did” syndrome. How many TV shows have there been in recent years which pitted a fat and/or goofy-looking guy with a hot piece of ass?

Quite a few.

And “Knocked Up” made a gazillion or so dollars at the box office utilizing the exact same premise. So “Entourage” had some fun with it and poked a little fun at their own co-star’s real-life relationship as well in the process. All in good fun.

Except Rogan got peeved. He doesn’t like being teased and ripped the show for the joke.

Hey Seth, guess what – you’re rich and famous and you can bang supermodels all night long. If you think you’d be doing that asking if they want fries with that you’re out of your fucking mind. So enjoy the ride you’re on because it’s giving you plenty of reason to be happy.

And if somebody wants to tease you a little bit, be a man and laugh about it. You’re the one fucking supermodels so you are having the last laugh here. It’s really not that hard to figure out.

 

People Love Watching Anna Paquin Fuck

I watched about 10 minutes of “True Blood” last season on HBO. I like horror movies but this one didn’t grab me even though I think Anna Paquin is a fine piece of ass. But a lot of people do like the show and a whole bunch of folks tuned in for the second season premiere. A record 3.7 million folks tuned in to see it, making it was the most-watched show on HBO since “The Sopranos” (disappointing) finale two years ago.

All I’ve heard was there’s a sex scene involving the lovely Anna. So here it is. Apparently there are nearly 4 million people who want to see this chick naked and fucking.

The people have spoken.

 

David Chase Still Being Coy

Ask a simple question, get a simple answer. It’s not that difficult, is it? Unless you’re talking to David Chase and trying to get an answer from him on whether Tony Soprano is alive or dead.

In a recent interview, Chase said “there’s more than one way of looking at the ending.”

Huh?

With all due respect David, that’s bullshit. When we’re talking about whether a character – especially the centerpiece of your show – is alive or dead, there shouldn’t be more than one way to look at his fate. There is only one. The problem is, you never picked one.

And a lot of folks are still plenty frustrated about that.

There is something to be said about creating an ending that continues to be heavily discussed and debated. On that count, Chase succeeded with the finale of “The Sopranos.” However, part of the reason why it’s still being discussed is being he intentionally avoided a clear and concise ending and left it open to viewer interpretation. His comment to Entertainment Weekly about how there “are different ways to view the ending” only serve to add more fuel to the discussion. He refused to be direct in the episode and now he’s intentionally adding to the confusion with comments such as these. When it comes to Tony’s fate, there shouldn’t be multiple options available, there should be only one.

Dead.

Alive.

All I wanted was for Chase to pick one and take a stand and avoid all the ambiguous BS. That he didn’t is where my frustration with the finale has always resided.

As a fan of the show I admire the skillful way the final scene unfolded. It really is a great scene. There’s a lot going on there on the surface and in terms of subtext. It’s extremely well done. But as a fan of the show I also wanted David Chase to deliver an ending that did not leave it to my interpretation as to what happened. I want to know what David Chase intended. Does he believe Tony Soprano is alive or dead? What did he mean to say with the ending? I don’t think there are unfair questions to answer and it’s frustrating that even now he’s still being coy.

All I want from him is a straight answer. The fact he refused to provide one in the episode and subsequently in interviews is annoying. I expected more from the finale and from him. So while I admire the skillful aspects of the scene and how it was delivered, I still remain unsatisfied with that being the final moment of a show I loved.