August 5, 2009
Today is a great day for topless pictures of gorgeous celebs. Here is the hottest (former) women’s tennis player ever – Anna Kournikova – conveniently leaving her bikini top at home as he allows the sun to gently carress her Russian tits.
Я счастлива
That means – “I’m happy” in Russian. I looked it up on Google.
July 20, 2009
I’m a little upset that today’s the first I heard about this. Apparently, gorgeous ESPN whore … errr … broadcaster Erin Andrews was filmed in a hotel room naked without her consent. We know it’s Erin because Erin admitted it was.
Smart move, honey.
For those who haven’t seen the video you can’t even tell it’s her. It would’ve been fun to guess it’s Erin Andrews but now that we know it’s her it’s even more fun. This could have been kept under the radar forever and not even hardcore pervs like me would have known about it. But Erin did all of us a favor by telling the world about it.
ESPN is on the hunt for the person who filmed her and any sites who show it. So you won’t see it here. If you’re a good little Internet investigator, though, you can probably track it down without too much trouble.
What I’ve seen of it so far shows Erin – who as we all know has an incredible body – preening in front of a mirror doing her hair. My favorite part is how she checks out her ass several times. Hey, I’ve checked out her ass several times too so I can’t blame her. It’s fucking gorgeous.
Anyway, Erin Andrews is nude and on film. It’s grainy and not the best quality but if you enjoy seeing a sort of famous hot piece of ass on film you won’t complain.
Now if only that video of her fucking David Wright would get leaked.
Without any shots of Wright, of course.
July 16, 2009
Female sports reporters make me laugh. Not because I think they are incapable of doing the job, but rather nearly every one of them that I’ve met or encountered in my life has fucked one or several of the athletes they covered.
So when I hear female sports reports cry out about how they aren’t being taken seriously, it makes me laugh. It’s hard for me to take you seriously when I know that you were being used by two NFL stars in a three-way the night before, you know what I mean?
Now, that’s not to say every female reporter is sucking a famous athlete’s cock at this very minute. I’m sure there are one or two who actually are interested in being sports reporters. But the other 98%? They’re hoping to combine their job with the pleasure of being stuffed by A-Rod.
Don’t like the message? Well, don’t shoot the messenger because I only speak the truth.
And now, here’s a picture of Erin Andrews wearing a “Come over here and fuck me if you’re a rich famous athlete” dress. I’m sure this will get her an Emmy.
July 8, 2009
If you make “The King” look bad he’s going to take his ball and go home. But first, he’s going to make sure all of the videotape is destroyed.
Check out this story from ESPN:
LeBron James may have made a dubious decision by asking Nike representatives to confiscate video tapes of a sensational dunk Xavier hoopster Jordan Crawford threw down over King James.
According to CBS Sports columnist Gary Parrish and echoed by Henry Abbott on his TrueHoop blog, Crawford posterized James with a two-hander during a pickup game at the LeBron James Skills Academy. Shortly afterwards, LeBron called over a Nike rep, who proceeded to take the tapes from two cameramen capturing footage of the event before the incident could make the rounds on YouTube.
As Parrish writes, freelance photographer Ryan Miller was approached by Nike Basketball senior director Lynn Merritt, who took his tape.
“He just said, ‘We have to take your tape,’” Miller said in Parrish’s article. “They took it from other guys, too.”
Seems like LBJ is taking a cue from the KGB.
Still, those interested can screen the vid in their mind’s eye, thanks to this description by Crawford posted on Jeff Goodman’s blog at Fox Sports.com.
May 30, 2009
Unlike the first one, this is going to include trades I think the teams should make and the picks I think they should make. So chances are, it will have nothing in common with the actual draft though I’m guessing my mock will help some of these teams a lot more than what we’ll actually see occur. Here goes:
1. LA Clippers – Blake Griffin. The no-brainer pick of the draft. The Clippers are rumored to be thinking about trading the pick which would be a perfectly Clipper-esque thing to do. When faced with the choice of taking a potential star or trading him, what would the Clippers to? Trade him, of course.
2. Minnesota – Ricky Rubio. (Memphis trades the second pick for Minnesota’s picks at 6, 18 and 26). This trade makes sense for both teams. The T’Wolves BADLY need a starting point guard and Rubio gives them a potentially great one. The Grizzlies have a talented young point guard in Mike Conley and badly need to add more young talent. This trade gives them that opportunity.
3. Oklahoma City – James Harden. I expect the Thunder to make a major mistake here and reach for Hakeem Thabeet but Harden is the No. 3 player in this draft. Although the Thunder already have Kevin Durant and Jeff Green on the wing and need help bad at center you can’t pass on someone of Harden’s talent.
4. Sacramento – Jrue Holiday. This pick is being telegraphed all over the place. The Kings need a young point guard to grow for the future and Holiday in my opinion is the second-best point guard in this draft after Rubio.
5. Phoenix – Demar DeRozan (Washington trades the 5th pick, Antwan Jamison and Mike James to Phoenix for Amare Stoudamire). The Suns need to clear salary and Stoudamire is talking about leaving. This gives them a chance to move up and get a potential stud wing player in DeRozan to help them rebuild for the future. Plus Jamison enables them to add a solid talent at forward as well. The Wizards get a superstar in Stoudamire who could push them into the playoffs.
6. Memphis – Tyreke Evans. The Grizzlies begin stockpiling more young talent. Evans is a potentially great guard who could play both backcourt positions. He forms a strong trio with Mike Conley and O.J. Mayo.
7. Golden State – Hakeem Thabeet. I think Thabeet may be the bust of the first round so I’m very reluctant to put him this high. But the fact is this draft is pretty poor and at this spot, gambling on Thabeet is probably worth the risk. Lord knows the Warriors need players who can at least defend a little.
8. New York. Jordan Hill. Hill needs to add strength and low-post skills but he’s long, athletic and has the skills to be a good player. Whether he’ll push himself is the question.
9. Toronto – Ty Lawson. The Raptors need depth behind Jose Calderon at point guard and Lawson has the ability to be a solid one.
10. Indiana – DeJuan Blair (Milwaukee trades the 10th pick and Dan Gadzuric to Indiana for Jeff Foster, the 13th pick and the 52nd pick). Blair could be the next Tractor Traylor so this is a very risky pick. But the Pacers need to get tougher and stronger on the boards. The one thing Blair should be able to do is rebound. The Bucks, meanwhile, upgrade significantly with Foster and don’t drop off much in terms of talent going from pick 10 to 13.
11. New Jersey – Eric Maynor. This is another team that needs depth at the point guard position. Maynor gives them that and should form a quality duo with Devin Harris.
12. Charlotte – Stephen Curry. Stephen’s father Dell had some very good seasons in Charlotte while with the Hornets. Stephen could do similar things as a scoring guard off the bench for the Bobcats.
13. Milwaukee – Earl Clark. The Bucks have a recent history of PFs who don’t defend well and lack the drive to maximize their talent. Clark very well could be the next Tim Thomas/Charlie Villanueva/Yi Jianlian. That’s a huge concern without a doubt. But at this point in this draft you won’t find a player with more talent and potential. The Bucks need more talent so it’s worth a roll of the dice.
14. Phoenix – Jonny Flynn. Flynn will probably go higher (rumors are the Bucks love him at 10) but that shouldn’t be the case. He’s small, isn’t a standout creator and is careless with the ball. He also projects to be a backup PG and not a starter in the NBA. This is a better spot for him in this draft. The Suns need some depth behind Steve Nash and Flynn is a decent pick at this point.
May 24, 2009
The NBA lottery has come and gone but the draft is still to come. With that in mind, here is my first lottery mock draft of the year. I will only list the lottery picks and as was the case last year, this mock does not factor in any possible trades. So keep that in mind. Here goes:
1. LA Clippers – Blake Griffin: A slam dunk pick even for the hapless Clippers. Griffin has star talent and potential. He could be another Amare Stoudamire. Even the Clips can’t fuck this up.
2. Memphis – Ricky Rubio: Things get tricky here. Rubio has said he won’t play for the Grizzlies and they already have a talented young PG in Mike Conley. Unfortunately, the drop-off in talent after Rubio is rather severe so another pick isn’t a smart move. If it was me, I’d trade the pick to Minnesota for the T’Wolves’ three first-round picks but since this is a no-trade mock, the pick is Rubio.
3. Oklahoma City – Hakeem Thabeet: I’m not a huge fan of Thabeet’s but the Thunder BADLY need help in the frontcourt and he’s the best center prospect in this draft. So I expect them to ignore talent and reach for a need. At the very least, he should be an adequte defensive player. If I was the GM, I wouldn’t take Thabeet but prior to selecting Kevin Durant and Jeff Green, the Thunder/Sonics spent a few years gobbling up centers in the lottery. Look for the trend to return with Thabeet.
4. Sacramento – James Harden: The Kings badly need a point guard and Jrue Holiday could vault up to this spot. But I think Harden is the third-best player on the board and if the Kings go strictly on talent and potential, he should be the guy. But I would not be surprised if when the dust settles Holiday is the pick here.
5. Washington – Brandon Jennings: The Wizards reportedly want to trade this pick so I think another team will end up here. The Wizards could use a point guard to allow Gilbert Arenas to play shooting guard. I’m not a big fan of Jennings but a lot of people like him a lot and if the Wizards keep the pick he could be the guy.
6. Minnesota – Jrue Holiday: The Timberwolves BADLY need a good point guard and I think Holiday has the most upside of any point guard in this draft other than Rubio. The T’Wolves are a mess but Holiday would be a great pick for them.
7. Golden State – Demar DeRozan: DeRozan has terrific potential as a wing scorer at the next level. The Warriors have needs everywhere but a good scorer is always a valuable asset. DeRozan could be a 20+ per game guy in the NBA.
8. New York – Stephen Curry. The Knicks reportedly love Curry and while I wouldn’t take him in the lottery he appears to be the guy they will select. Other than the fact he’s very thin and has no clear position at the next level I love this pick.
9. Toronto – Tyreke Evans: The Raptors need a strong perimeter scorer. Evans isn’t a great shooter but he has the skills to play both backcourt position and in time he could become a very good player. He has Top 5 potential in this draft so this would be a nice find by the Raptors at 9.
10. Milwaukee – Jordan Hill: The Bucks are stuck. They really like Holiday but he could be gone and they badly need a power forward but other than Griffin this draft doesn’t have a very good one. This is another team that should be looking to deal. But if they can’t, taking Hill is probably the best they can do. He could be a very average NBA player but at worst he should be a solid rebounder. They reportedly are interested in DeJuan Blair so he could be the pick here.
11. New Jersey – Ty Lawson: The Nets need a backp point guard and Lawson is a proven winner with solid skills. He isn’t a dynamic talent but a Harris-Lawson combo at point guard should be very good in New Jersey.
12. Charlotte – DeJuan Blair: Blair could be Tractor Traylor Redux – a fat guy who gets motivated for the draft and then bloats up once he gets his contract. On the plus side, he’s a dynamic rebounder and he is a physical player and the Bobcats badly need both.
13. Indiana -Earl Clark: The Pacers would love to get Blair but they’ll settle for Clark. He could be another Charlie Villanueva – a tweener forward who doesn’t play hard consistently. The plus side is he has a lot of skills offensively and that will be a plus in the Pacers’ wide-open offense.
14. Phoenix – Gerald Henderson: Henderson is a solid shooting guard but doesn’t appear to be a special one. The Suns, though, need to start adding some young talent and Henderson comes from a winning program and has been well coached. Both will appeal to Steve Kerr.
April 23, 2009
Don’t believe me? Check out the article below. The guy is a Major League scumbag.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4084962
April 6, 2009
Nothing says Opening Day in baseball quite like a fine ass. Don’t believe me, check out the following sweet asses and tell me what’s better. Looking at them or watching the Pirates?
In order they are:
Jessica Biel
Jessica Alba
Anna Kournikova
Michelle Trachtenberg
Christina Aguilera
Mena Suvari
Hilary Duff
LET’S PLAY BALL
