Mila Kunis

I can’t be the only one. Let’s not let Kelso have all the fun. That just is so wrong.


Esquire Magazine today named Mila Kunis the hottest slut on the planet. Or words to that effect. I can’t argue with the choice too much from a visual point of view because Mila is fuckin smokin. Her tight, firm body makes my cock spring to life with happiness and joy.

However, she’s fucking Ashton Kutcher which means she’s really fucking stupid. Ashton Kutcher? Seriously, Mila? You could have any guy on the planet and that’s the one you’re allowing to plow your sweet passageway of love? You lose a lot of points in my book for that. I’d still fuck you. Gladly. But I’d snicker after I came at how stupid you are for fucking that douche bag.

Yeah, this will work.

This will most definitely work.

If you like hot chicks who aren’t wearing a bra and showing off a glimpse of their tits then this post is for you. Here’s Mila Kunis showcasing some of her tits for the world to see. And now I’m sharing it with all of you. Do I know my audience or what?

They sure do look nice and suckable.

Mila Kunis isn’t exactly buxom but she has a nice, tight bod that I would love to fuck. And here she is in FHM magazine flashing a hint of her tits as a way to make me want to fuck her even more.

Well played, Kunis. Well played.

Mila Kunis doesn’t have a huge rack but that didn’t stop her from blasting out her guns as best as she could last night at the Oscars. I not only appreciate the effort but I love her hotness. It’s no surprise Justin Timberlake is pumping his penis in her now. She’s got it going on in a major way and on a night when so many hot actresses dressed down (couldn’t you have shown off your award-winning jugs, Scarlett?), Mila reminded us what the Oscars are really about.

Hot chicks showing off their tits.

I’m pretty sure the upcoming film “Black Swan” will not feature two hours of Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis fucking. I say that because never in the history of mankind has a film that wonderful been made. So it would be foolish to hope for it to happen now.

Instead, we’ll just have to hope that this lesbian liplock between these two hot pieces of ass is a prelude of at least some (by Hollywood standards) intense lesbian sex. If so, it would be the early favorite for the 2011 Best Film Oscar.

Take that “Inception.”

I recently did a survey and I found that only 0% of the people on the planet like ballet. In the same survey, I learned that 100% of the people in the world love to watch two hot chicks fucking.

I was the only person who responded to the survey but that’s not the point. What is the point is that Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis are soon going to fuck on film.

Director Darren Aranofsky’s next film is about ballet. Perhaps realizing that a film about ballet would probably gross in the vicinity of $20, he decided to spice things up by having Portman and Kunis engage in what is being described as “an angry lesbian scene.” As long as these two hot pieces of ass are fucking and not screaming at each other, this has a chance to be one of this century’s finest films.

Actually, they could fuck and scream at each other. They could be screaming things like “Fuck me harder, Natalie.” “I love how you eat my pussy Mila” and “Oh God, shove your tongue in my ass.”

This, my friends, is an example of great screenwriting. Perhaps I’ll be asked to revise the script before completion – assuming I don’t stroke my cock raw in anticipation of this potentially terrific cinematic masterpiece.

Here are pics of Natalie and Mila. If you close your eyes and imagine them in a 69, you could have an Oscar on your hands. I have cum on mine so if you’ll excuse me I need to clean up.


I had two prominent thoughts when I watched “Forgetting Sarah Marshall:” 1) This movie is hilarious. It’s one of the funniest movies I’ve seen in quite awhile.  2) Mila Kunis is smokin. I don’t remember her being this fucking hot on “That 70s Show.”

So my cock started to throb and I really wanted to fuck her. Then I remembered her boyfriend is Macaulay Culkin. You know, the “Home Alone” kid who slept with Michael Jackson. I mean “allegedly” (wink, wink) slept with Michael Jackson.

Anyway, it’s hard for me to really get too worked up about her now that I know she’s fucking that guy. What is it with hot chicks and loser guys? I’ll never understand it.

So Mila, you are hot but you have seriously bad taste in men. So I will post this picture and I will imagine what it would be like to fuck you, but I’m not going to make you cum too. Let this be a lesson for you.

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