Kylie Jenner

I’m not crazy about all the work Kylie Jenner’s done to her face but god damn that body is perfection. If she’s not unbelievable in bed that would be such a waste of potential.


Apparently Kylie Jenner has received word that people are talking about all of the unnecessary plastic surgery she’s gotten on her face. So here she is covering it up so no one will talk about it.

Good move Kylie. It’s not like you have anything else going on that we all are looking at.

Nope. Nothing to see here. Move along.


I’ll let all of you decide for yourselves but where I come from one sister doesn’t grind her ass against her sister’s pussy. I like to think I’m a pretty progressive guy too. But given all the examples of Kendall and Kylie’s “closeness” I’m just gonna come right out and say it:

They’re fucking.

End of story.


I’ll be the first to admit I don’t know much about fashion. But if your choice is to wear a pair of jeans that are barely there or wear nothing, why not just wear nothing?

On a completely unrelated note, I’ve been longing for the day when Kylie Jenner would just wear nothing. That will be one of our greatest days ever.

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I’m assuming Kylie and Sofia fucked after having lunch together. That’s what hot chicks do after lunch, right? Girls, chime in here and tell me I clearly know what I’m talking about.

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I’ve been so busy masturbating to other hot chicks I totally forgot to celebrate Kylie Jenner’s 17th birthday earlier this week. I sure hope she’ll forgive me by fucking me 17 times tonight. It’s the type of punishment I truly deserve.

Oh, here’s a picture of Kylie’s ass in tight jeans. She should absolutely make me lick it for so rudely forgetting her birthday the way I did. I’ve been bad, Kylie. I’ve been so so bad. 

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And they’re still not letting me watch.

Damn you girls.

Damn you.


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