Kylie Jenner

I’ll be the first to admit I don’t know much about fashion. But if your choice is to wear a pair of jeans that are barely there or wear nothing, why not just wear nothing?

On a completely unrelated note, I’ve been longing for the day when Kylie Jenner would just wear nothing. That will be one of our greatest days ever.

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I’m assuming Kylie and Sofia fucked after having lunch together. That’s what hot chicks do after lunch, right? Girls, chime in here and tell me I clearly know what I’m talking about.

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I’ve been so busy masturbating to other hot chicks I totally forgot to celebrate Kylie Jenner’s 17th birthday earlier this week. I sure hope she’ll forgive me by fucking me 17 times tonight. It’s the type of punishment I truly deserve.

Oh, here’s a picture of Kylie’s ass in tight jeans. She should absolutely make me lick it for so rudely forgetting her birthday the way I did. I’ve been bad, Kylie. I’ve been so so bad. 

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And they’re still not letting me watch.

Damn you girls.

Damn you.


I’d watch.

If only they would let me.

Damn you girls. Why do you torture me so?


Nearly all of Kylie Jenner’s Instagram pics are of herself and showcasing various body parts. Why? Because she’s a slut. As those of you who have followed me for some time know, when I call a girl a slut it’s the highest form of praise possible. Girls who embrace their sexuality and flaunt it are the most beautiful creatures on Earth.

So yeah Kylie Jenner is a slut. When you take pictures of your gorgeous thigh you’re doing so because you know it’s sexy and you want everyone looking at the pic to get off on it.

Mission accomplished Kylie. Once again you have unearthed a fountain of my cum. You’re like the devil. In a tight, black leather mini-skirt with a body built for fucking.

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Just for one day. That’s all I ask. Give me one day to love these hot young pieces of ass the way they deserve to be loved. Is that really too much to ask for? I think not.


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