Kendall Jenner


When you come from a family of whores it’s difficult to come up with that cutting edge way of showcasing your sexuality in ways no one else in the family already thought of a long time ago. So pity poor Kendall Jenner as she has to figure just how on earth she can get people to cum while looking at her. After all, when your big sister’s been pissed on in a video it’s pretty damn difficult to be all that original.

So here’s Kendall going with the always popular, if not incredibly boring, I’m topless but I’m really not because I’m covering up my tits which are nowhere near as nice as my little sister’s, act. But wait. She’s pretending to smoke a cigarette too. That’s the ticket.

You are a rebel, Kendall. You are one fine sexual rebel.

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So I’m perusing the Innerwebs today and I come across a blind item about a young TV star/model who allegedly has set up an escort profile on the Deep Web. For those of you unfamiliar with the Deep Web it’s the darkest place on the Internet where all sorts of things (many of which are illegal) are available to see, download, buy etc.

I’ve never surfed the Deep Web but the idea of Kendall Jenner being a high-priced whore is hardly difficult to believe. The entire Jenner/Kardashian clan are whores out for every last penny they can scavenge from the human race.

If any of my readers are Deep Web browsers I’d be forever grateful if you came across this alleged profile and confirmed it was indeed Kendall Jenner. The rest of us can dream about it and cum thinking about Kendall selling off her tight young teen bod to the highest bidders.

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Just for one day. That’s all I ask. Give me one day to love these hot young pieces of ass the way they deserve to be loved. Is that really too much to ask for? I think not.

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I’m not sure what it is. Give me a few minutes to examine the picture more closely. I’m sure it’ll come to me.

Come to me.

Get it?

I crack myself up.

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I’d fuck her.

Several times.

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Here is Kylie Jenner in a bikini. If this was the 4th of July I’d say she’s making my fireworks go off. Get it? But since it’s July 3 I’ll just say she makes me cum. A lot.

Kendall Jenner’s in a bikini too. Yes she’s hot but Kylie’s the one I really wanna fuck.

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Of course you do.

And I know you want to fuck that sweet ass too.

I know my people.

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