November 9, 2009
Here is a picture from the upcoming movie sensation “The Killer Inside Me” starring Jessica Alba. In this scene, we see Jessica’s ass in all of its glory. That alone could get the film a much deserved Oscar nomination for Best Original Screenplay. Had I been in the picture caressing that sweet ass with my lips, the Oscar would have been a lock.
Oh well, it’s an honor just to be nominated, right?
August 21, 2009
I recently did a survey and I found that only 0% of the people on the planet like ballet. In the same survey, I learned that 100% of the people in the world love to watch two hot chicks fucking.
I was the only person who responded to the survey but that’s not the point. What is the point is that Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis are soon going to fuck on film.
Director Darren Aranofsky’s next film is about ballet. Perhaps realizing that a film about ballet would probably gross in the vicinity of $20, he decided to spice things up by having Portman and Kunis engage in what is being described as “an angry lesbian scene.” As long as these two hot pieces of ass are fucking and not screaming at each other, this has a chance to be one of this century’s finest films.
Actually, they could fuck and scream at each other. They could be screaming things like “Fuck me harder, Natalie.” “I love how you eat my pussy Mila” and “Oh God, shove your tongue in my ass.”
This, my friends, is an example of great screenwriting. Perhaps I’ll be asked to revise the script before completion – assuming I don’t stroke my cock raw in anticipation of this potentially terrific cinematic masterpiece.
Here are pics of Natalie and Mila. If you close your eyes and imagine them in a 69, you could have an Oscar on your hands. I have cum on mine so if you’ll excuse me I need to clean up.
July 24, 2009
For those who do not know, there’s a new horror movie out called “Orphan” which looks pretty horrible. The trailer makes it look like the kind of bad horror film even B Movies would be ashamed to call one of their own. I was all set to dismiss it until I found out …
about the big twist at the end.
Do not read any further if you don’t want to be spoiled. You have been warned.
Apparently, the little orphan girl isn’t a little girl at all but a 33-year-old midget hooker.
I kid you not.
This is fucking brilliant. Oh, did I mention she’s not just a 33-year-old midget hooker but a 33-year-old homocidal midget hooker? That’s right. She not only fucks guys for money, she kills people too.
Who comes up with this stuff? Better yet, who was the ad wizard who thought this would make for a good movie?
This is so fucking ridiculous it might actually be worth watching – especially if it’s true that after offing most of the family who adopted her the 33-year-old midget homocidal hooker ends the film by fucking the dad. This could become one of the greatest films ever made.
May 12, 2009
Make that “Academy Award winning film, Powder Blue.”
This is what we’ve been waiting for, my friends. Jessica Biel’s in fine form and an ass that makes any thong scream with joy.
Enjoy.
“http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhuhFRq3rCoagA85P3
May 6, 2009
With the new “Star Trek” film about to hit theaters, I thought I’d rank the previous Trek films. Since I’m a fan of the Original Series and not any of the other Trek incarnations this list will just be ranking those six films. Here it is:
1. Star Trek II – still the best Trek film of all time. Bringing back Khan was a stroke of genius by Nicholas Meyer
2. Star Trek IV – great blend of story, characterization and fun. Time travel has rarely been this much fun.
3. Star Trek VI – fitting end to the original series. Fun detective story and plenty of wit.
4. Star Trek III – Nimoy did well with his first directorial effort. A good film that doesn’t get as much love as it deserves because it was between two superior films.
5. Star Trek I – waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too serious and laborious. Too much effort put into the effects and not the characters or story.
6. Star Trek V – pretty wretched stuff. Shatner failed miserably to do his Nimoy impersonation as a director.
April 20, 2009
These are some lighter images which bring out the quality of the Bui’s screenplay. Notice, the angst and emotional content that fill these scenes. This is the type of dramatic power that few filmmakers can ever hope to match. Somewhere Orson Welles is wishing he was still alive and could make a film as awe-inspiring and powerful as “Powder Blue.”
April 20, 2009
News Flash: The Academy has just awarded Timothy Linh Bui, the writer/director of “Powder Blue,” a special Lifetime Achievement Award for making what film historians are already calling a masterpiece that may never be duplicated.
Congratulations Timothy. You are everyone’s hero.
April 20, 2009
From the upcoming film, “Powder Blue,” which many film observers believe is already going to not only sweep the Oscars next year but is already being considered as the greatest film ever made.
April 1, 2009
This is in preparation for her role in “Powder Blue,” which I’ve already said could very well be the greatest film ever made. At the end, Jessica says “It was much harder than I ever imagined.”
I’m pretty sure she’s talking about my cock after watching this video.
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/entertainment/Jessica_Biel_Strips_Down_for__Powder_Blue__All__National_.html
March 30, 2009
No, it’s not my birthday but you can send me presents anyway. Instead, this is a birthday for every man and woman on the face of the earth. What will happen that day?
Jessica Biel will be naked.
On film.
Yes, my friends, the lovely and fine Jessica Biel will unveil all of her wonderous charms for us lucky DVD viewers courtesy of some loser film called “Powder Blue.” If you haven’t heard of it, don’t despair. I don’t even think Jessica’s family knew she made it. In the film, Jessica plays what all good girls need to play – a stripper. But unlike such ravishing goddesses like Jessica Alba, Salma Hayek or Rose McGowan, Biel actually strips in this one.
Thank God for good Hollywood writing.
So mark that day on your calendars and rush out and buy what is sure to soon be a Hollywood classic. Below are some fuzzy screen grabs from this film featuring Jessica but, unfortunately, not naked.
